Please accept me into your ranks? I will be a good citizen and vote and care about the general state of the country. I am a nice person. I love baguettes and sitting for hours drinking wine. Why would you want me in your country? Well I hope one day to be a productive citizen and am highly likely to cure a major disease, like cancer or something. At least that is what I tell the grant agencies in the US. I have been learning to make yummy French food, such as Galette des rois and roast duck. Also I am committed to my children learning French. I have tried to get my husband to sing the Marseillaise during dinner, but he doesn't know the words. If you accept me, I will learn the words!
Signed applying to be French.